Troféutmaningen – Ta platina på Surgeon Simulator: Anniversary Edition inom en vecka

Vi har nästan sedan starten av bloggen skrivit om det eviga Troféjakten och då har det oftast handlat om enkla utmaningar. Om man ens kan kalla det för en utmaning, då det bara har varit en tidsfråga innan den där platinumtroféen landar.

Nu tar vi dock och skruvar till det – rejält. Nu handlar det om ren och skär skicklighet samtidigt som du ständigt måste anpassa din spelstil efter förändringar i spelmiljön. Utmaningen är det nya PlayStation 4-spelet Surgeon Simulator: Anniversary Edition, ett spel som är ökänt för dess svårighetsgrad eftersom själva poängen med verket är att saker faktiskt ska gå snett. Lite som Octodad (7/10), fast betydligt mer blodigt.

Nej, det är varken jag eller recensenten som ska utmanas, utan det är en av våra mest flitigaste troféjägare bland läsarna, nämligen Bubbelregn. Han har tidigare klarat av att ta allt på svåra spel såsom Grand Theft Auto IV, Payday: The Heist och Syndicate, så nu är det dags för en ny och rejäl utmaning.

När du läser det här har han fått en voucher för PS4-spelet Surgeon Simulator: Anniversary Edition, och från och med idag har han en vecka på sig att samla följande troféer;

There Is Nothing More To Teach…
Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

I Think I Got This
Perform a heart transplant.

Kali Mah!
Perform a heart transplant in under 1 minute 50 seconds.

Don’t In-Test My Patience
Perform a double kidney transplant in under 3 minutes.

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?
Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Blink And You’ll Miss It
Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

You May Feel A Light Tapping
Perform a teeth transplant in under 3 minutes.

Like a hotdog down a hallway.
Perform a corridor heart transplant.

Don’t Even Need A Bucket
Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 900ml of blood

Tunnel Vision
Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 800ml of blood

The Brains Of The Operation
Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Won’t Even Need Glasses!
Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1250ml of blood

Open Really Wide
Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 550ml of blood

Nine Nine Nine!
Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.

Life’s Too Short
Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minutes 40 seconds.

A Surgeon’s Merit Is Based On Speed
Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes.

Brainstorm
Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

I Can See For Miles… Per Hour
Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 10 seconds.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision
Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 50 seconds.

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed
Perform a heart transplant in space.

It’s Life Jim, But Not As We Know It
Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 800ml of blood.

The Surgery Of The Future
Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Precision Instrument Time
Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

Expert Space Stalker
Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 1000ml of blood.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least
Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

I Immediately Regret This Decision
Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

And They Said It Was Impossible!
Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

What Have I Done??
Lose the patient within 15 seconds.

Hammer Time
Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.

What A Load Of Bull
Listen to the surgeon rap.

The Goggles Do Nothing
Completely smash up the goggles.

Lumberjack
Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

Heterochromia
Give the patient heterochromia.

You Can’t Handle The Tooth!
Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Keyhole Surgery
Completely remove the rib cage.

Practically Licensed
Complete all procedures.

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself
Get an A++ rating on a procedure.

Best Surgeon In The World
Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like A Wet Paper Towel
Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I’m Sure He’ll Live
Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Vworrrp Vworrrp
Create a Time Lord.

The Beat Of Your Heart
Replace the heart with something else.

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News
Answer the phone.

Nigel The Secretary
Go about your secretarial duties.

Spaaaaaaaaace
Go where no surgeon has gone before.

About As Politically Correct As Fur
Give the patient a… scarf.

It’s In! It’s In I Tell You!
…and it was going so well.

Nothing But Skull
Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let’s See That Sick Filth Again
Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha
Now where did you leave her number…

Enter The Code
I’m not sure that was worth it…

We’re Going On An Adventure!
Take your radio with you.

Screw The Prime Directive
Reveal your next patient.

First Success
Complete an alien organ transplant.

I Have No Idea What I’m Doing
Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Best Surgeon In The Universe
Complete all 6 secret transplants.

Som du ser finns det ett gäng riktigt svåra troféer att lycka fånga, speciellt med tanke på spelets helt galna fysikmotor. Vi önskar Bubbelregn all lycka i sina framgångar och om han faktiskt lyckas greja detta ska vi se till att han får ett fint pris för sitt besvär.

Tror du att han klarar av utmaningen? Skulle du klara av utmaningen?